Flat Earth Border Patrol Tee - "Protect the Rim" Edition

Do your part to keep the edge safe.
From the twisted minds at Karmageddon Threads comes this retro-paranoia recruitment tee. Bold, ironic, and uncannily stylish — the Flat Earth Border Patrol shirt recruits you to guard the edge of the world from the truthless masses.
- Vintage propaganda-style graphic
- Distressed, screen-printed aesthetic
- Ultra-soft cotton with edge-to-edge absurdity
- Ideal for conspiracy theorists, skeptics, and uniformed irony units

Join the edge. Protect the rim.
Only at Karmageddon Threads.

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability and preventing stretching
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention
- Made from strong and smooth fabric perfect for printing
- 100% cotton composition for comfort and durability
- Crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort and neat look

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat